Lesson on how to be middle-aged
How To Be A Middle Aged Woman is the advice from comedy star and writer Jenny Eclair when she rocks up at the De La Warr Pavilion in February.
Eclair is a professional Grumpy Old Woman, Splash survivor, amateur soup maker, and novice knitter, younger than Madonna but eats crisps and likes wine.
Semi–bearded and suffering from outbreaks of gout and hysteria, she puts middle age under the microscope and decides whether to laugh, cry or buy a dachshund. You are most welcome to join her, just button your cardi up properly and wipe that lipstick off your teeth.
Friday February 26 at 8pm, tickets £17.50 from box office on 01424 229111 or www.dlwp.com