One wonders what further tales of imminent disaster will emanate from the Remain GHQ before the men in white coats descend upon Downing Street.
Perhaps we shall have the threat of invasion by the Swiss Guard, carried on ships of the Austrian navy and escorted by the Andorran air force?
Nothing is beyond the imagination of prime ministerial spin.
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